Irish Porn
Blind Porn
Corn Porn
Tortoise Porn
Sushi Porn
Toothpaste Fetish
Hammock Porn
And now, alas, I must bid you all au revoir as I jet off to Madras for a vacation, (without the kids). This time next week I will be taking a tour of a coconut grove. Please don't hate me! See you all soon. Be good.
Emma
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Have a great time.
Hope you have a great time, vacations sans kids are a very grand thing indeed!
The blind porn looks quite effective, what with the fingertips being so sensitive. Enjoy yourself, Emma, and bring back some MILF porn for your loyal readers!
Miss you already :-)
I laughed my tits off at the irish porn (yeah, they do look like that!)
Remember, only drink bottled water, you really don't want to get that bug just to loose weight!
"taking a tour of coconut grove"
Lol!
Oh, is that not part of the porn theme?
You know there really have been braille versions of Playboy. I kid you not. Like the yellow pages says. Let your fingers do the walking....
Enjoy the shits!
electro-kevin...I'll be thinking of you as I recline by the sea and sip my cocktail...I will think of you hiking up the icy moors ;)
sailor...I would have taken the kids only the flight is about 24 hours long and I think I would have shot myself.
gorilla bananas.....I will be scouring India for some first rate MILF porn!
conortje....I miss you too xx
vi...come on, Gabriel Byrne's a bit of all right, and so's Colin Farrell, okay so he's a bit hairy but I wouldn't kick him out of bed.
Toby....sorry, is coconut grove a euphemism for something?
All I got in the slang dictionary for coconut grove was:
A southern Miami hangout full of cockrammers, and ladies long past menopause.
Tom: Dude, are you going to that party at Coconut Grove?
Bob: No? What do I look like I watch Richard Simmons?
Please enlighten me!!
textualhealing.....Wow, braille porn must be a sight for sore eyes ;)
john g...I hear it's a very natural way to lose weight.
Awesome! One can never have enough porn or shoes.
Enjoy your holiday.
hey there is more to corn porn that just that!!!!
i live in an area completely surrounded by corn and bean fields and let me tell you there are some very interesting things you can do with corn!
oh shit i didn't just let that out did i...
steph.....I hope I don't get the runs in India!
daisy...do you use your corn boiled or raw? ;)
in all honesty emma...it depends on my mood...
sometimes i am really raw baby!
I hope you are having the best time ever!
I got a good laugh out of this, so thanks. But I never mind if your posts aren't always porno potatos. I quite liked the darker stuff. You're a fantastic writer no matter what the genre.
I've never really fancied sushi but looks quite an attractive proposition now. Enjoy your break and feel free to peel off and show us some bikini shots!
Finally, some fresh porn, or at least, I hope the sushi's fresh.
When we find potatoes that look like those, I enjoy giving them Prince Alberts with skewers just to freak out the cooks :D
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